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Regarding The Fade To Black

"For they presented a wide and spacious field through which the pen might run without any obstacles, describing shipwrecks, storms, clashes, and battles; portraying a brave captain with all the qualities needed for such a part, showing him cautious in forestalling the craftiness of his enemies and eloquent in persuading or dissuading his soldiers, prudent in counsel, prompt in resolution, as courageous in awarding as in delivering an attack;"
Miguel De Cervantes Saaverdra
Don Quixote

Regarding the First Shot in the Dark

In Which Guillote Enters Another Blackout

Regarding Swisher's Broke Bat

Regarding the First Week of Two Teams in the Playoffs

This is a strip for this weekend's Southtown. I don't usually concern myself with the Cubs, but I feel the need to comment on this rare occasion. Let's hope the Sox can blow up a series in Tampa today.

In Which the Ray Takes Javy

In Which We Meet the First Enemy in the Post Seas

In Which Don Guillote Enters the Post Seas

Regarding the Success of Don Guillote Over The Twinkies

In Which the Twinkies Face Their Dismissal

Regarding Big Game Freddy

In Which The Free Fall is Ended

In Which Don Guillote Balances on the Brink

Regarding The Plot to Spoil the Party

Here's the newspaper-friendly Palehose 8 that will appear in the Southtown this weekend. Please enjoy this short break in the epic saga of Don Guillote. Reports from his battle with the Indians to follow.

In Which Guillote is Pushed to the Brink

In Which The Twinkies Threaten to Stick a Fork in Our Veterans

In Which Don Guillote Suffers the First Attack of the Twinkies

Regarding Guillote's Final Adventure in Twinkieland

Regarding Guillote's First Battle, of the Last War, Against the Royal Guard

Regarding the Healing Powers of Q!

In Which Don Guillote Calls on t..SCHPROI-OI-OI-OING!

In Which Don Guillote is Annoyed in the Driver's Seat

In Which Uribe Picks Up Some Slaq

Regarding the Angels

Regarding the Most Popular Palehose Fan on Earth

Obama White Sox

Regarding the Knights of the Green Monster

In Which We Are Exposed to Different Rays

In Which We Accept Uribe

Regarding the Old Dog

In Which Every Thought Goes to the Mouth

Regarding the House of Redundancy

In Which Everyone Is Hopped Up on Hamilton

Heads up. This is a 4-parter, so read from the top down.

In Which We See Leyland's Plan for Stopping Carlos Quentin

In Which Don Guillote Discusses The Enemy on His Trail

In Which Danks and Buehrle are Left High and Dry

Regarding the Return of Paulie

In Which We Forgot to Wear Funny Hats

Regarding the Series Blown Out of Proportion

Regarding the Twinkie-Filled Tiger Snacks

In Which Don Guillote Finds a Cure

In Which The Rays Are Uncovered

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In Which Don Guillote Dreams About Trophinea Again

In Which We See the Acquisition of The Idol, Q!

In Which We Review the Numbers

In Which Tells of the Enthusiastic Plague

Which Tells of a Problem at the Border

Which Tells of the First Appearance of Chicken Largo

Regarding the Monkey's Late Night Sketch of Joe!! Crede!!

Which Tells of The Revenge of Boone Logan's Beard

Which Tells of Don Guillote's Encounter with a Meteorite

Regarding the Unusual Actions of Southside Hope

In Which Don Guillote Quenches His Thirst

Regarding the Weapon Found in the Tiger's Lair

In Which Don Guillote Creeps Into the Tiger's Lair

Concerning the First Victory Won in Don Guillote's Name

Concerning Don Guillote's First Encounter with Indians

In Which Don Guillote Rides Toward Cleveland

In Which The Winter is Defeated by The Awesome

Regarding the Not Wanted Poster Found on a Tree

Which Illustrates Don Guillote's Discovery of a Lemonade Stand

In Which We Take a Second Look at Our Lady

Which Shows us the Lady of Don Guillote's Dreams

Regarding Don Anderson, The Great Warrior of Tucson.

Regarding the Truth about Swagger and Passion

In Which Don Guillote Begins His Sally Astride Swagger and Passion, and the Monkey Tries to Stir His Donkey.

In Which the Monkey and Don Guillote Discuss Their Plans for the Summer

Of The Arrival of the Sagacious Don Guillote

In Which the Monkey has a Vision of Spring

In Which the Monkey's Passion is Questioned

Of The End of the Mascot

In Which the Monkey Has Writer's Block

In Which the Monkey Ponders Cock Fighting

In Which the Monkey Continues to Grind

Of The Monkey and the Longest Winter Ever

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